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[Intro]
A E B C#m
A E B B


[Verse]
E                           C#m
My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way
E                            C#m
And who that fellow was that came by yesterday
A                        E
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
      B
Cause frankly there is nothing I can say


[Verse]
E                           C#m
I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes
E                                   C#m
And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines
A                        E
This molded silicone has got me begging please
B
Give me more of what I really need


[Chorus]
               A            E
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
B                 C#m
Send your asshole into shock
         A             E
You need horse cock of course-cock
B
Grab the lube and slam the day away


[Verse]
E                         C#m
My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and
E                        C#m
I think of drinking in a foot or even two
A                           E
My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer
B
Slip it in and out be dripping goo


[Chorus]
(Dampened)
          A          E
As I take more cock, horse cock
B                 C#m
Shut the door and turn the lock
   A           E
Is your cock a horse cock?
B
You will never hear me saying neigh


[Chorus]
               A            E
Cause there is no cock like horse cock
B             C#m
Rub my dick inside a sock
A               E
Don't stop now, horse cock
B
Stretch out my insides and make me bray


[Outro]
          A           E
My lovely horse cock, horse cock
B C#m
(scatting)
A           E
Horse cock, horse cock
B B
(scatting)

(repeat until sore)